OMG WTF?!? Apartment Stupidity Redux

So tonight I come home to a pink notice tucked in my door..

"Thermostat reported not working. No problems found."

I REPORTED THIS OCTOBER 1 AND ALREADY FIXED IT MYSELF.

October 1. TO DECEMBER 16. Seriously. C'mon now. This is just asinine.

I command Ceiling Cat to SMITE YOU.